the future

whenever i think about my future, i feel this hope and anticipation building up inside me. if i could, i would gladly take on the future now. in the future, i want to travel around, out of the little red dot, to many places like Italy, Spain, Miami, Florida, Australia, Greenland, Kenya,...

oo here are some prospective jobs:

1.journalist
i like writing about others, about people. you know what would be fun? i can be a tabloid journalist...paparazzi woots this is so exciting. imagine, going around the world, digging other people's DIRT.

2.disease specialist
well i really hope i can be sent out to do field studies, to less developed places like Kenya or something. that would be cool man.

3.marine biologist
oh my god this is my dream job man, to be able to ride the waves and see strange creatures etc.

4.artist
i would really like to spend my life painting and drawing. but then as much as it sounds cool, it sounds poor. i would probably take on this job later in life when i am all old and cranky.

5.gigolo
well this aint the typical job that i would want to take on but think about it, if i were to be filthily poor then this is probably one option i would have to consider. this job would probably go with being an artist.

6.novelist
i have always wanted to write a book when i really have the time. in the past, i tried to write a novel on a motherly witch with alcoholic children, three men lost in a desert, 7 warriors slaying a silver dragon. but then i never had time to complete a book and by the time i really had time, i lost all inspiration to continue. and thats how i started projects after projects but never able to complete one. actually i did complete the book on the 3 men lost in desert but its a litte childish i admit. anyway the next book i want to write on is a love story and be sure to anticipate sex scenes.

7.actor
actually i have not really thought much about this but i think its kinda fun. after seeing how much Renee enjoyed her job and the finger players, i was really inspired to be a stage actor for theater, not that kind of low class channel 8 series.

8.dancer
if you really know me, then you will realise i will end up dancing my way to poverty.

in the future, i want to be rich, live in the suburbs, send my children to neighborhood schools, watch them grow up happily and stress-freely.

Hindsight

well on hindsight, i can get new shoes!!

But still if i see u i will SAW OFF your ankles. YOU heard it?! SAW OFF not chop off anymore. have u seen the trilogy, SAW? yea u get the idea. that will teach you not to mess with the prince's shoes, dickhead.

Shoe Thief

some fucking thief stole my DC and pumas argh fuck the hell outta them. i seriously hope the burn and get fucking raped million times. omg this aint the 1st time the shoe thief snitched my shoes and this time he knicked 2 at a go. argh fuck you man. if u ever let me see my pumas or DCs on ur feet, will make sure i chop off those fucking ankles of yours. afterall, why steal shoes when you have no feet to start with fucker. shit i am so fuckin pissed till i can storm out the door and start hunting for them this very fuckin instant. fucking thief ruined my good friday. fuckin fuckers funkin ard. fuck u

Dead

the thing abt Nj is that everything and everyone seem dead. there isnt a fun factor in school. man . everything we do in school is for the future, for the betterment of society. what happen to 'ourselves'? what happen to 'now'?

today i saw a play by the finger players which rocks my balls off(phrase coined by me). it was perfect and really emotive. or maybe its coz i am a rather emotional person.

oh yea on a lighter note, there is this video that i want u guys to watch. Enjoy...

Victimised

this is probably something i am gonna say ONCE in my life: I AM A VICTIM!!

apparently the scandalizor(me) was scandalised by other scandalizors(vany leong, that slut).

argh!! now there are 3 scandals making their way to everyone's ears:
1. GOH JO-LIN is my gf (by Siow WEIJIE)
gag me. this is so friggin not true, but seriously i dun really know what to say to defend myself. all i have to say is "shut the fuck up weijie" hehe.

2. i have like 10 gfs (by Vany leong)
depending on the version you have heard, i apparently slept with all 10 of them. erm yea, as enticing as it may sound, i have not slept with any one b4. i am a friggin virgin for christ sake. get it in ur head man, I AM A VIRGIN. argh. i hate it when people think of me as a slut when i am so not one.

3. I do pedicure, manicure and whatever "cures" there is (also by slutty vany leong)
eww. i bite my nails all the time lol. but if i have the money, i wld go for them, lol.

4. I am a teacher's pet (by ameline)
yeah nth much, i am a teacher's pet. kk i do agree that i often act cute and stupid but i am in no way sucking up. actually i do that only to flirt with the teachers and only if they are hot like Josephine leong (woots steamy).

i have never thought that this day might come. i, the sensationalist(to put in better terms), got scandalised by some slutty whore from ACJC. perhaps its karma. i think i shld stop gossiping and spreading rumors.

























nah never gonna happen babe.