NJ is getting boring bleh.
its currently in need of some gossips to SPICE up life in that mental institute.
and so.... i and thinking of spreading some HOT JUICY GOSSIPS.
the thing is i dont really know the people in NJ so.... i think i shld start spreading rumors of some one i know in AC who also has many acquaintances in NJ.
the candidates shortlisted are....
NO1....LYNETTE (1/3 of my class peeps are frm st nicks)
NO2....VANESSA (i know a few Mg gals frm my og)
NO3....KIANYONG (i always see nan hua guys hanging around in school)
there are a few hot gossips that i am so damn tempted to spread:
1. Vany slept with a guy called jerome in ac NL1
this rumor is getting a little old but nevertheless, juicy. i think everyone from mg is DYING TO KNOW what kind of people vany sleeps with. and i quote:
vany: hello i am the slut kenyan was talking abt
vany: i love to sleep with ugly guys
2. Lynette yap seduced people into treating her to movie tickets
ooo lala. lynette is such a cheapo. i hope my class mates read this. actually this aint really a rumor but a twisted fact. yeah i think that is what it is called.
3. PKY drugged and raped his girl friend
ky that horny bastard. i think everyone is kinda numb from this kind of slutty news abt ky.
i think the gossip abt vany has the most potential to go BIG AND HOT. ok, i will spread that one tomorrow.
Monday, February 25, 2008
first day of everything sad
today is the start of all the lectures and tutorials and that also means goodbye party animal and hello mugger.
today is also the first day i don on the NJ uniform. The shirt was friggin like a windbreaker. my body can hard breathe in them; my nipples were dying of stuffiness. but then again, my nipples dun have breathing holes.....eww...omg i cant really imgaine if they really had...nvm...
today is also the first day i got to meet my class. there is only a pathetic bunch of 5 guys in a class of 25. so many gals; its like rv all over again.
today is also my first day in ACCC(AC cultural club). apparently i am the only guy in the club. i am so glad they set up this club for the ac-sick people like ME! i really hope they organise a club outing to ACJC some day.
it think i shld really stop wallowing in self pity. its kinda irritating to hate NJ for such a long time. but the thing is that i cant find anything that makes me look forward to everyday. i think its coz of the different kinda of people here in NJ. In ac, people are crazier, more bimbotic, less pragmatic. in nj, everyone is a elite in their own field, more objective. perhaps i really belong to the school of dumbo bimbos.
today is also the first day i don on the NJ uniform. The shirt was friggin like a windbreaker. my body can hard breathe in them; my nipples were dying of stuffiness. but then again, my nipples dun have breathing holes.....eww...omg i cant really imgaine if they really had...nvm...
today is also the first day i got to meet my class. there is only a pathetic bunch of 5 guys in a class of 25. so many gals; its like rv all over again.
today is also my first day in ACCC(AC cultural club). apparently i am the only guy in the club. i am so glad they set up this club for the ac-sick people like ME! i really hope they organise a club outing to ACJC some day.
it think i shld really stop wallowing in self pity. its kinda irritating to hate NJ for such a long time. but the thing is that i cant find anything that makes me look forward to everyday. i think its coz of the different kinda of people here in NJ. In ac, people are crazier, more bimbotic, less pragmatic. in nj, everyone is a elite in their own field, more objective. perhaps i really belong to the school of dumbo bimbos.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
status report
NJC's status report(all marks are give out of a maximum of 100 marks)
facilities level:85
school spirit level:70
enthu level:65
pretty gal level:negative till infinity
hot gal level:negative till infinity
slut level:big fat 0
bitch level:big fat 0
butch level:100
noob level:85
handsome guy level:1(me)
hot guy level: 1(me like duh)
the first on the agenda was the principal talk. when they introed the principal as ms VIRGINA chen(no sexual connotations here but then again, HA virgin haha), i rolled my eyes. when i saw her face, i rolled my eyes till the fell out. when she started to speak, i cldnt be bothered to roll my eyes at all. shes is like a extact photocopy of ms ek, therefore she is called superek coz she is so much like her.
anyway i missed my ac peeps like lauren and hornybastard, vanny the slut and of course lynette. omg i really missed ac, the energy, the bitchiness, the hot gals, the nice teachers, ac dance woots. once i stepped into NJ, i was really starting to hope that rj will reallyreallyreally accept my appeal man.
facilities level:85
school spirit level:70
enthu level:65
pretty gal level:negative till infinity
hot gal level:negative till infinity
slut level:big fat 0
bitch level:big fat 0
butch level:100
noob level:85
handsome guy level:1(me)
hot guy level: 1(me like duh)
the first on the agenda was the principal talk. when they introed the principal as ms VIRGINA chen(no sexual connotations here but then again, HA virgin haha), i rolled my eyes. when i saw her face, i rolled my eyes till the fell out. when she started to speak, i cldnt be bothered to roll my eyes at all. shes is like a extact photocopy of ms ek, therefore she is called superek coz she is so much like her.
anyway i missed my ac peeps like lauren and hornybastard, vanny the slut and of course lynette. omg i really missed ac, the energy, the bitchiness, the hot gals, the nice teachers, ac dance woots. once i stepped into NJ, i was really starting to hope that rj will reallyreallyreally accept my appeal man.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
if only bitches and sluts can flock together.
man today is like the last day in ac gotta bid farewell man.
said bye to every one i noe except that maths tutor, he-who-shall-not-be-named. i ponned he-who-shall-not-be-named's lecture and tut to go down to rj to appeal.
anyway the main pt is that we are splitting up and it pains my dear heart. i think i wld definately miss the ac teachers:
azlina: youthful and cool teacher
auntie tay: funny and crappy teacher
he-who-shall-not-be-named: bald teacher(sry tts all i can sae)
econs teacher(apparently i have only been to 2 of her lessons and tts not enuf for me to learn her name):naggy and naggy teacher
omg how can i like friggin leave out 1sc4. its like the coolest class and bitchiest(ky, lyn, lauren, van-i am not bitchy) and sluttiest(ky,VAN,lyn,sheryl,LYN,lauren-once again i am not slutty) and most scandalous class(VAN,Van,van,VAn,vaN,vAn,VaN,jerome-lol). i am so gonna miss so many people esp the ppl below:
Lynette Yap qianyu:
lesbian faced momma slut. used to be a punk but now decide to go momma style. i am not surprised if she comes to school witch a pram one day but not know who the father is. despite that SHE HAS 6-4=2pts people and goin to hc, ppl please burn her alive.
Lauren Tan wen qi:
damn nice whore. thinks that my og mate is cute. likes to eat like me but aint fat though she thinks she is. like hell no! shes a squasher so i expect her to have friggin powerful arms.prospective boyfrens please break up with her on good terms unless u want to be sent flying when she slaps u.
Poh Kian Yong:
sluttiest guy on the planet. quite a wonder actually in Singapore. also he holds the title of the horniest slut which i am friggin envious of. damn knowledgeable when it comes to sex sex and only sex. wants to have sex with vany at NL1-which has like windows all ard adn this irritating buzzing sound(how can u have peacful sex like tt).
Vanessa Leong:
the sluttiest gal on earth. shes like queen of all sluts, sluts of all sluts. had sex with JEROME in NL1.i dunno wat to sae abt it. i am disappointed in her. jerome is like this gardening guy frm ac who apparently have more than green thumbs.(i will leave you to wonder). by the way she is pusher when it comes to sex.
Gabriel Lim:
bitchy and slutty ac fren to a small extent. treats me as his muscle layer fren...awww. LOVES his guitar and cant live without strumming. tts like damn cool, to be able to play the guitar i mean. omg if he has a band then HES DA MAN.
i would really miss them.... if only bitches and sluts can flock together
said bye to every one i noe except that maths tutor, he-who-shall-not-be-named. i ponned he-who-shall-not-be-named's lecture and tut to go down to rj to appeal.
anyway the main pt is that we are splitting up and it pains my dear heart. i think i wld definately miss the ac teachers:
azlina: youthful and cool teacher
auntie tay: funny and crappy teacher
he-who-shall-not-be-named: bald teacher(sry tts all i can sae)
econs teacher(apparently i have only been to 2 of her lessons and tts not enuf for me to learn her name):naggy and naggy teacher
omg how can i like friggin leave out 1sc4. its like the coolest class and bitchiest(ky, lyn, lauren, van-i am not bitchy) and sluttiest(ky,VAN,lyn,sheryl,LYN,lauren-once again i am not slutty) and most scandalous class(VAN,Van,van,VAn,vaN,vAn,VaN,jerome-lol). i am so gonna miss so many people esp the ppl below:
Lynette Yap qianyu:
lesbian faced momma slut. used to be a punk but now decide to go momma style. i am not surprised if she comes to school witch a pram one day but not know who the father is. despite that SHE HAS 6-4=2pts people and goin to hc, ppl please burn her alive.
Lauren Tan wen qi:
damn nice whore. thinks that my og mate is cute. likes to eat like me but aint fat though she thinks she is. like hell no! shes a squasher so i expect her to have friggin powerful arms.prospective boyfrens please break up with her on good terms unless u want to be sent flying when she slaps u.
Poh Kian Yong:
sluttiest guy on the planet. quite a wonder actually in Singapore. also he holds the title of the horniest slut which i am friggin envious of. damn knowledgeable when it comes to sex sex and only sex. wants to have sex with vany at NL1-which has like windows all ard adn this irritating buzzing sound(how can u have peacful sex like tt).
Vanessa Leong:
the sluttiest gal on earth. shes like queen of all sluts, sluts of all sluts. had sex with JEROME in NL1.i dunno wat to sae abt it. i am disappointed in her. jerome is like this gardening guy frm ac who apparently have more than green thumbs.(i will leave you to wonder). by the way she is pusher when it comes to sex.
Gabriel Lim:
bitchy and slutty ac fren to a small extent. treats me as his muscle layer fren...awww. LOVES his guitar and cant live without strumming. tts like damn cool, to be able to play the guitar i mean. omg if he has a band then HES DA MAN.
i would really miss them.... if only bitches and sluts can flock together
Saturday, February 16, 2008
i am a bitch
went to my aunt's for buffet dinner(my only reason to go). she has this mixed-breed dog (poodle x maltese) and he was so god damn cute. when i arrived, it ran to the door, yelping like mad. actually it din sound like a dog but a horse but oh well. then when i sat down, it came licking at my leg and then next thing he did grossed me out to the max(if i can borrow lauren's vocabulary). it placed his paws on my knee and started to thrust his penis in between my toes. oh my fucking god. thats like the most sexual yet grotesque thing that i have ever seen. his small erected penis rammed through the hole between my big and second toe. fuck u doggie (figuratively). i lifted my legs away but it started clawing my legs WANTING FOR MORE. it was at that moment when i thought that i felt like a bitch, wait a minute, I AM A BITCH.
Friday, February 15, 2008
pictures of you
ah haha the edison chen scandal was such a big-ass-joke. i thought he was like scandalless but no he is one hell of a scandalous guy (get the alliteration?).
Well the whole hoohhah really made me want to sing: (naked)pictures of you, (naked)pictures of me, spread around the net, for the world to see.
for the horn dogs out there who want to get a hold on the pictures... get them from catties under the file name "cute hamsters", which i genuinely fell for.
but for those who cant wait... the below are some of the uncensored pictures. scroll down to watch....
for those who are would be offended by nudity or pictures with sexual messages please dun scroll down..
(disclaimer: if you get caught dun blame me hor)
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sorry to disappoint you guys but i am no horny himbotic slut.
anyway to award the horny ppl who took the time to scroll down, heres my main post:
yesterday was wonderfuliciously fun. went to yining's house t watch videos and tok and crap. unfortunately i got raped right after stefan arrived. stupid jeromy help him by forcing him on me (literally). those sluts. if they are so god damn horny, they should get employ a whore to satisfy themselves, except stef needs a gigolo which is kinda hard to find. apparently they have a fetish for a raped victim's screams coz the louder i shouted and screamed and kicked them away, the more i was molested. perhaps they caught the horny wave like i did last time. then went to this steakhouse that ky introed. and our horny friend asked for sex on the coast. i have nth to say. oh yea we bitched like bitches bitching abt other bitches who are also bitching during that hour of bitching probably abt us, the bitches but in fact, we are bitching abt them too.
gabby was real down today... din really toked much...i was really tired today but i dont know why. it was like i had to drag my eye lids to school today. actually thought of ponning sch today coz theres nothing to look forward to. oh yea i was like tired and hungry right after PE(which is the 1st lesson btw) and slutty bimbo, lauren, CONNED 20 minutes of my break. i spent the 20 mins sharing my plight (my hunger) with the gym torture machines all thanks to lauren. then i lashed out a super long string of "slut" at her. i think tts punishment enough.
Well the whole hoohhah really made me want to sing: (naked)pictures of you, (naked)pictures of me, spread around the net, for the world to see.
for the horn dogs out there who want to get a hold on the pictures... get them from catties under the file name "cute hamsters", which i genuinely fell for.
but for those who cant wait... the below are some of the uncensored pictures. scroll down to watch....
for those who are would be offended by nudity or pictures with sexual messages please dun scroll down..
(disclaimer: if you get caught dun blame me hor)
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sorry to disappoint you guys but i am no horny himbotic slut.
anyway to award the horny ppl who took the time to scroll down, heres my main post:
yesterday was wonderfuliciously fun. went to yining's house t watch videos and tok and crap. unfortunately i got raped right after stefan arrived. stupid jeromy help him by forcing him on me (literally). those sluts. if they are so god damn horny, they should get employ a whore to satisfy themselves, except stef needs a gigolo which is kinda hard to find. apparently they have a fetish for a raped victim's screams coz the louder i shouted and screamed and kicked them away, the more i was molested. perhaps they caught the horny wave like i did last time. then went to this steakhouse that ky introed. and our horny friend asked for sex on the coast. i have nth to say. oh yea we bitched like bitches bitching abt other bitches who are also bitching during that hour of bitching probably abt us, the bitches but in fact, we are bitching abt them too.
gabby was real down today... din really toked much...i was really tired today but i dont know why. it was like i had to drag my eye lids to school today. actually thought of ponning sch today coz theres nothing to look forward to. oh yea i was like tired and hungry right after PE(which is the 1st lesson btw) and slutty bimbo, lauren, CONNED 20 minutes of my break. i spent the 20 mins sharing my plight (my hunger) with the gym torture machines all thanks to lauren. then i lashed out a super long string of "slut" at her. i think tts punishment enough.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
will you kill yourself if you get raped by a guy
actually no i dun think i will die over smth like tt.
Lynette said she wld. nt that i care but i think its kinda stupid to get raped by a guy and then kill urself. but then again lynette doesnt even know what pussy willows are so yea she shld die. see this:
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
i mean seriously... pussy willows
nette says:
wth are they
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u are so stupid
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u dun celebrate cny do u?
nette says:
i do!!!!!!!
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg are u sure u dunno wats pussy wilow
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u know the furry plant thing
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
tt u have durin chinese new year
nette says:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nette says:
so thats what its called!
nette says:
haha
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg
nette says:
didnt know
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
i almost died at my seat
on a lighter note can any one tell me why pussy willows are called pussy willows?i noe its kinda stupid question but today when i saw the pussy willow that my pops bought, i looked at it and wondered for the whole hr(i know, what a loser). they are prob called pussy willows coz they look like little pussy cats on a willow tree or smth but oh well if u know the ans pls tell me.
by any chance you find this post amusing whether abt the lynette being dumb or the pussy willow qn, pls wave your hand and say "KEN YAN ROCKS" in front of ur computer.
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loser.
Lynette said she wld. nt that i care but i think its kinda stupid to get raped by a guy and then kill urself. but then again lynette doesnt even know what pussy willows are so yea she shld die. see this:
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
i mean seriously... pussy willows
nette says:
wth are they
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u are so stupid
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u dun celebrate cny do u?
nette says:
i do!!!!!!!
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg are u sure u dunno wats pussy wilow
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
u know the furry plant thing
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
tt u have durin chinese new year
nette says:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nette says:
so thats what its called!
nette says:
haha
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
omg
nette says:
didnt know
can anyone tell me why pussy willows are called so?(no sexual connotations here) says:
i almost died at my seat
on a lighter note can any one tell me why pussy willows are called pussy willows?i noe its kinda stupid question but today when i saw the pussy willow that my pops bought, i looked at it and wondered for the whole hr(i know, what a loser). they are prob called pussy willows coz they look like little pussy cats on a willow tree or smth but oh well if u know the ans pls tell me.
by any chance you find this post amusing whether abt the lynette being dumb or the pussy willow qn, pls wave your hand and say "KEN YAN ROCKS" in front of ur computer.
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loser.
damn i hate myself
i hate myself coz whenever i open my mouth, "slut or "bitch" comes out (unfortunately nt gold).
i must be more cultured (as stated in my new year resolutions). therefore, i have decided to STOP using the word slut or bitch or whore or hoe or asshole or any other word tt has sexual connotations. i strive to be urbane and genteel so people stop pissing me off or else i am tempted,to once again, use the above dirty words.
anyway on a heavier note, i think i am missing my guys in the class. i dun wanna leave AC argh... no one to gossip with me (notice i din use the b*** word).
i must be more cultured (as stated in my new year resolutions). therefore, i have decided to STOP using the word slut or bitch or whore or hoe or asshole or any other word tt has sexual connotations. i strive to be urbane and genteel so people stop pissing me off or else i am tempted,to once again, use the above dirty words.
anyway on a heavier note, i think i am missing my guys in the class. i dun wanna leave AC argh... no one to gossip with me (notice i din use the b*** word).
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