Saturday, February 16, 2008

i am a bitch

went to my aunt's for buffet dinner(my only reason to go). she has this mixed-breed dog (poodle x maltese) and he was so god damn cute. when i arrived, it ran to the door, yelping like mad. actually it din sound like a dog but a horse but oh well. then when i sat down, it came licking at my leg and then next thing he did grossed me out to the max(if i can borrow lauren's vocabulary). it placed his paws on my knee and started to thrust his penis in between my toes. oh my fucking god. thats like the most sexual yet grotesque thing that i have ever seen. his small erected penis rammed through the hole between my big and second toe. fuck u doggie (figuratively). i lifted my legs away but it started clawing my legs WANTING FOR MORE. it was at that moment when i thought that i felt like a bitch, wait a minute, I AM A BITCH.

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