oh man i realise i like to hide who i really am ( dirty horny bastard) when i meet people.
i would like to apologise to my swim team for being so FAKE. i think i am shy thats why i hid my real personality.
confessions:
1. i am not a goody-two-shoe like many have naively presumed.
2. that ac gal i met at the pool aint my gf (Vanessa thats you i am referring to here)
3. i have never intended to compete in swimming
4. i am attatched (to my attatchment-ahahaha wat a funny joke, attatched to an attatchment do u geddit?)
5. i lied about my weight. i am not 51kg (pss i am 49 but dun tell)
6. i changed my number to 91069182
7. i blogged only when i have something to tell
8. i like to listen to Chinese songs once in a while
9. i was forced to go for social, verbal, dining etiquette courses when i was young and yet i am still to uncouth
10. i hate mugging (i mean who does?)
11. i ate a cockroach when i was young and hence my extreme phobia of cockroaches now
12. i sticked my used oil-blotting paper into my brother's history textbook to bookmark the page.
13. i sing and dance in my study room
14. i talk to myself in bed (not to make my life on bed more exciting-if you know what i mean)
15. i hear voices in my head when there are no distractions (2 voices actually)
16. i sing to my bedbugs at night
17. i used to be very violent in primary school (ahh those were the days)
18. i have many suitors of all ages ranging from 4(darling phoebe) to 50 plus
19. i have been stalked a few times... by uncles. twice at the swimming pool. once, a young man tried to hold my hand deliberately.
20. i like older women, those of ages 50-70. the older the sexier.
21. i have not confessed everything.
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