Singapore is such a bloggers' haven. let me introduce some bloggers who some of you guys might know or not know exp those who have been away from singapore for like almost a year *glares* (yes i know you read my blog even though u dont tag)
1)Xia Xue xiaxue.blogpsot.com
she is the queen of obscenities deserving the 1000-penises award cause every post is about penis cock and balls. what a disgusting bitch. cant she act like a lady just like our dear eileen? she is also another i-love-pink-stuff bimbo who vomitted at least 10 posts on her pig nose which was worked on last year.
2)Xiang Xiang WANG ZI fraganceprince.blogspot.com
probably the first blogger to dethrone xia xue by posting racist stuff. damnit. i hate racists. dun get me started on racism cause it is gonna be a thesis report. his blog is already on private but heres some quotes:
"no matter how highly Singapore sits on the map there is still the part we cant erase... and thats the heartlanders and those gross out people in society"
respond:
firstly the map is flat so singapore cant "sit highly" on it. secondly as long as u live in a HDB, u are a heartlander, in the case of singapore, 70% of us are heartlanders dumbass.
"Even if you are a Malay and am reading this... good for you..coz this is my personal blog and i can say what i deem fit.... if u wana defend yourself.... i suggest you arm youself with education and a motor mouth to compete against me.. else dont bother... coz i will bet my life on the line that, should you challenge me in a conversation... you will lose like what a true malay would.... LIKE **** !!!"
respond:
this is definitely the most racist post ever, utterly deserving of a lethal injection or a noose around his neck. i swear i can win you in a verbal shoot off with my ears closed.
3) Dawn Yang http://www.dawnyang.com/
shes so cute i dont want to diss her today. shes is so cheery that she vomits sunshine. dont expect to see much words cause its a plog (photo log).
4) Sarong party girl sarongpartygirl.blogspot.com
another horny girl posting about her numerous sexcapades. i have not seen her blog before so i cannot comment much. the site is for those above 21 since it may contain disturbing contents. you were warned!
5) Sonjia sonjia.blogpsot.com
a crazy rvian ranting on her school days. though there are certain vulgarities thrown in here and there, the posts are generally humorous and clean.
6) Eileen Yeo paraphernalia.ebloggy.com
another funny blog but sometimes i dont read it cause spelling the word paraphernalia is so god damn daunting already.
7) Teo Yi Ning http://relaxandrelapse.ebloggy.com/
blog belongs to lawn-for-legs girl. this jukebox features a new song on every post(sorry i just happen to notice).
Sunday, September 28, 2008
the end for one and the start for another
it was the last paper of their promotional exams. the students in national junior college's hall broke their tense demeanor which they had maintained for over a week or so as soon as the invigilators announced their dismissal. students leaped into the air in exuberance - some were dancing on the very tables they have used for that week while others chest bumped their friends. however they all had common intention : to leave the school as soon as possible.
over the weeks and months, students toiled through the night with caffeine as their daily companion, passed up on numerous dates, took winks during lessons, all for this very moment. this ephemeral exultance seems to be worth the effort.
as they skipped out of the school in throngs, engaged in their small talk about their plans for later, they saw their very own reflection of what they were months ago. students from Hwa Chong Institution were standing at the bus stop in a dispersed fashion, all buried in their notes and books. on hearing the cacophony form the mob, their brows knitted together in envy, mouths making small movements as if murmuring "how i wish i could be them".
At the sight of this scene, students from national junior college could not bother to give two hoots. after all, they are like birds out of a cage, prisoners out of jail, students out of the exam hall; they going to paint the town red.
over the weeks and months, students toiled through the night with caffeine as their daily companion, passed up on numerous dates, took winks during lessons, all for this very moment. this ephemeral exultance seems to be worth the effort.
as they skipped out of the school in throngs, engaged in their small talk about their plans for later, they saw their very own reflection of what they were months ago. students from Hwa Chong Institution were standing at the bus stop in a dispersed fashion, all buried in their notes and books. on hearing the cacophony form the mob, their brows knitted together in envy, mouths making small movements as if murmuring "how i wish i could be them".
At the sight of this scene, students from national junior college could not bother to give two hoots. after all, they are like birds out of a cage, prisoners out of jail, students out of the exam hall; they going to paint the town red.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
YN bought a lawn mower
seriously i dun know why people would wanna go such a distance to make themselves more beautiful... like hello accept who u are already.
no one really care how you look like as long as you are YOU. i think its the attitudes and character that defines oneself. i admit that superficial beauty plays an important role in creating a good self impression but thats it!! its the way u treat others that differentiate the i-wanna-know-more-about-you meetings form the fortuitous bumps.
take YiNing on the left ----> *tagboard*
who bought a epilator
*omfg she bought a freaking epilator, everyone heard that? AN EPILATOR*
well frankly i've always thought that an epilator was a shaver developed specially to suit the contours of the legs. but hell was i naive.
An epilator is an electrical device used to remove hair by mechanically grasping multiple hairs simultaneously and pulling them out. (from wiki)
an analogy to describe this :
imagine that you have yn's legs... i know its hard to imagine so picture ur leg as a huge lawn
ignore the trees behind. no even better imagine them as strands of hair that happen to be very thick.
anyway imagine an epilator as a huge machine that PLUCKS the grass out of ur lawn OUCH!!
all for a nicer lawn i guess.
anyway my point is not that we should laugh at her legs when we walk by but rather is there a need to succumb to such torture?
i seriously dont care if yn doesnt pluck her pits *erms, do u pluck coz i am randomly pointing stuff out* or shave her butt cause i like her for who she is *winks*. no offence but her legs differentiate her from the other boobless airheads * NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS* and i appreciate that alot :)( i guessed i never said it before)
food for thought: do you have legs like a lawn (sorry i really have to ask that)
disclaimer:
1. this is in no way a peace declaration with TEO Yi NING of ic no. S(idunnowat)Z's legs. i will continue to flame her legs till eternity but out of respect of course (do they even go together?)
2. i am sincerely sorry if any of the above offends you in anyway XD. i seriously hope you will understand what i am trying to convey here.
3. for extra materials refer to the book " The Lipstick Proviso " by Karen Lehrman
4 pls pardon the typo errors and poor grammar cause i did not have time to check
no one really care how you look like as long as you are YOU. i think its the attitudes and character that defines oneself. i admit that superficial beauty plays an important role in creating a good self impression but thats it!! its the way u treat others that differentiate the i-wanna-know-more-about-you meetings form the fortuitous bumps.
take YiNing on the left ----> *tagboard*
who bought a epilator
*omfg she bought a freaking epilator, everyone heard that? AN EPILATOR*
well frankly i've always thought that an epilator was a shaver developed specially to suit the contours of the legs. but hell was i naive.
An epilator is an electrical device used to remove hair by mechanically grasping multiple hairs simultaneously and pulling them out. (from wiki)
an analogy to describe this :
imagine that you have yn's legs... i know its hard to imagine so picture ur leg as a huge lawn
ignore the trees behind. no even better imagine them as strands of hair that happen to be very thick.
anyway imagine an epilator as a huge machine that PLUCKS the grass out of ur lawn OUCH!!
all for a nicer lawn i guess.
anyway my point is not that we should laugh at her legs when we walk by but rather is there a need to succumb to such torture?
i seriously dont care if yn doesnt pluck her pits *erms, do u pluck coz i am randomly pointing stuff out* or shave her butt cause i like her for who she is *winks*. no offence but her legs differentiate her from the other boobless airheads * NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS* and i appreciate that alot :)( i guessed i never said it before)
food for thought: do you have legs like a lawn (sorry i really have to ask that)
disclaimer:
1. this is in no way a peace declaration with TEO Yi NING of ic no. S(idunnowat)Z's legs. i will continue to flame her legs till eternity but out of respect of course (do they even go together?)
2. i am sincerely sorry if any of the above offends you in anyway XD. i seriously hope you will understand what i am trying to convey here.
3. for extra materials refer to the book " The Lipstick Proviso " by Karen Lehrman
4 pls pardon the typo errors and poor grammar cause i did not have time to check
Sunday, September 21, 2008
hairy + other random issues
damn i hate long hair especially long fringes. seriously i really dont know how the girls do it *drifts off to think about yi ning's fashion disaster a year back*
Thats why i've decided to go get myself a hairband to keep my fringe out of my bloody face from chameleon.
that was when i found out i looked really cute ... ... ...
omg i juｓｔ want to dump my girlfriend *no offence* (oh btw do u know that the word "offence" is a Ｂritish word NOT ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ） and marry that cutie in the mirror.
dammit i am just too cute... ... maybe i should just keep my hair long from now on.
this is a totally narcissistic post. i am sorry but u have just wasted your few second which you could have used to mug or to pay ur phone bills or check your email. but once again i really would like to say thank you for reading this post cause i really enjoyed typing anecdotes of my crappy life and i have no idea that people like to read crappy stories about me, myself and I. On a side note, i think i am really cute with the hairband -i even stared at myself smiling for like a minute or so with the band in my hair at the chameleon-. and oh i so do not have ADD. it stands for Attention-Deficit Disorder, a development disorder that impairs one's ability to sustain focus (copied form refernce.com). actually that was completely random but sometimes i doubt myself you see so that was some form of self-affirmation. anyway i hope you enjoy reading my post(s) (refering to this post and those before) and please continue to support my blog. Ciao (Originally from the Venetian language, it was adopted by Italian and eventually entered the vocabulary of English and of many other languages around the world. In the Spanish-speaking world, it is spelled "chao"-pronounced like "chao" in "chaota" (charred in hokkien). The word is mostly used as "goodbye" in Spanish and English, but in modern Italian and in other languages it may mean "hello", "goodbye", or both. )
Thats why i've decided to go get myself a hairband to keep my fringe out of my bloody face from chameleon.
that was when i found out i looked really cute ... ... ...
omg i juｓｔ want to dump my girlfriend *no offence* (oh btw do u know that the word "offence" is a Ｂritish word NOT ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ） and marry that cutie in the mirror.
dammit i am just too cute... ... maybe i should just keep my hair long from now on.
this is a totally narcissistic post. i am sorry but u have just wasted your few second which you could have used to mug or to pay ur phone bills or check your email. but once again i really would like to say thank you for reading this post cause i really enjoyed typing anecdotes of my crappy life and i have no idea that people like to read crappy stories about me, myself and I. On a side note, i think i am really cute with the hairband -i even stared at myself smiling for like a minute or so with the band in my hair at the chameleon-. and oh i so do not have ADD. it stands for Attention-Deficit Disorder, a development disorder that impairs one's ability to sustain focus (copied form refernce.com). actually that was completely random but sometimes i doubt myself you see so that was some form of self-affirmation. anyway i hope you enjoy reading my post(s) (refering to this post and those before) and please continue to support my blog. Ciao (Originally from the Venetian language, it was adopted by Italian and eventually entered the vocabulary of English and of many other languages around the world. In the Spanish-speaking world, it is spelled "chao"-pronounced like "chao" in "chaota" (charred in hokkien). The word is mostly used as "goodbye" in Spanish and English, but in modern Italian and in other languages it may mean "hello", "goodbye", or both. )
My bath time concert hall
this morning i took a bath as usual and here's what i did:
1. threw my clothes on the rack
2. rubbed my eyes
3. took off my clothes (stop fantazing)
4. stared at my ass...
5. thought: hey there aint much meat down there
6. think's of eileen's ass
7. stepped into the shower
8. soaped my body while crooning to Behind These Hazel Eyes by WONG KEN YAN
9. heard the door bell ring
well the most logical thing was to drop whatever i was doing (and my mic - the shower head) put on some clothes and run to get the door without my underwear.
hey it was my irritating neighbor from above. she was like "你的姐姐在吗?"
and i was like "huh"
"刚才你的姐姐唱歌唱得很大声把我都吵行了."
10. thought: what a bitch how dare u insult my voice u whore
"orh. 我会跟她讲的. 对不起." i said with my hair dripping soapy water in my wet and crumpled clothes.
then she just trotted off arrogantly.
actually she just walked off normally but i was really pissed with her and so i went on sing my next song : How to save a life by The Fray ft WONG KEＮ YAN
1. threw my clothes on the rack
2. rubbed my eyes
3. took off my clothes (stop fantazing)
4. stared at my ass...
5. thought: hey there aint much meat down there
6. think's of eileen's ass
7. stepped into the shower
8. soaped my body while crooning to Behind These Hazel Eyes by WONG KEN YAN
9. heard the door bell ring
well the most logical thing was to drop whatever i was doing (and my mic - the shower head) put on some clothes and run to get the door without my underwear.
hey it was my irritating neighbor from above. she was like "你的姐姐在吗?"
and i was like "huh"
"刚才你的姐姐唱歌唱得很大声把我都吵行了."
10. thought: what a bitch how dare u insult my voice u whore
"orh. 我会跟她讲的. 对不起." i said with my hair dripping soapy water in my wet and crumpled clothes.
then she just trotted off arrogantly.
actually she just walked off normally but i was really pissed with her and so i went on sing my next song : How to save a life by The Fray ft WONG KEＮ YAN
Sunday, September 14, 2008
English acccent
oh anyway there was this new econs teacher who speaks in her high pitched voice coupled with her heavy accent.
dam irritating. i swear if i had not seen her face i would have thought she had big boobs and no brains aka bimbo.
in an attempt to be as irritating as her, allicia and wat-her-name-was-again ahh zhi xin decided to speak in that accent argh.
kinda reminds me of GO6... the way we irritate each other...... eg. insult eil for having huge bonbons, yn for her hairy legs, jeromy for...wat does he have a again...oh man boobs, stefanie for his like-the-surface-on-mars face and chicken-in-the-slaughterhouse voice and clare for her flappy ears nad terrible singing and finally me for beiong such a nioce person...... eh no link.
god i miss them
dam irritating. i swear if i had not seen her face i would have thought she had big boobs and no brains aka bimbo.
in an attempt to be as irritating as her, allicia and wat-her-name-was-again ahh zhi xin decided to speak in that accent argh.
kinda reminds me of GO6... the way we irritate each other...... eg. insult eil for having huge bonbons, yn for her hairy legs, jeromy for...wat does he have a again...oh man boobs, stefanie for his like-the-surface-on-mars face and chicken-in-the-slaughterhouse voice and clare for her flappy ears nad terrible singing and finally me for beiong such a nioce person...... eh no link.
god i miss them
Asia shows
haiz it has been months since i watched an asian-chinese shows cause apparently they think everyone knows chinese well enough to comprehend what the actors are saying ie, they refuse to add english subtitles to the shows..... damn u asian directors.
well they last asian show i watch was Hana Kimi... 3 freakin months ago.
anyway i just watched one show called Young Warriors of The Yang Clan and omfg they had anglish subtitles.
that show is really nice yea noe. its a little bout patriotism and treachery but most about the hot girls in their cast exp princess chai, ms luo and du jing e.
its really touching go watch if you have not. drop ur books get on the comp and watch dammit
well they last asian show i watch was Hana Kimi... 3 freakin months ago.
anyway i just watched one show called Young Warriors of The Yang Clan and omfg they had anglish subtitles.
that show is really nice yea noe. its a little bout patriotism and treachery but most about the hot girls in their cast exp princess chai, ms luo and du jing e.
its really touching go watch if you have not. drop ur books get on the comp and watch dammit
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