Tuesday, September 23, 2008

YN bought a lawn mower

seriously i dun know why people would wanna go such a distance to make themselves more beautiful... like hello accept who u are already.

no one really care how you look like as long as you are YOU. i think its the attitudes and character that defines oneself. i admit that superficial beauty plays an important role in creating a good self impression but thats it!! its the way u treat others that differentiate the i-wanna-know-more-about-you meetings form the fortuitous bumps.

take YiNing on the left ----> *tagboard*
who bought a epilator

*omfg she bought a freaking epilator, everyone heard that? AN EPILATOR*

well frankly i've always thought that an epilator was a shaver developed specially to suit the contours of the legs. but hell was i naive.

An epilator is an electrical device used to remove hair by mechanically grasping multiple hairs simultaneously and pulling them out. (from wiki)

an analogy to describe this :

imagine that you have yn's legs... i know its hard to imagine so picture ur leg as a huge lawn



ignore the trees behind. no even better imagine them as strands of hair that happen to be very thick.

anyway imagine an epilator as a huge machine that PLUCKS the grass out of ur lawn OUCH!!

all for a nicer lawn i guess.

anyway my point is not that we should laugh at her legs when we walk by but rather is there a need to succumb to such torture?

i seriously dont care if yn doesnt pluck her pits *erms, do u pluck coz i am randomly pointing stuff out* or shave her butt cause i like her for who she is *winks*. no offence but her legs differentiate her from the other boobless airheads * NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS* and i appreciate that alot :)( i guessed i never said it before)

food for thought: do you have legs like a lawn (sorry i really have to ask that)

disclaimer:

1. this is in no way a peace declaration with TEO Yi NING of ic no. S(idunnowat)Z's legs. i will continue to flame her legs till eternity but out of respect of course (do they even go together?)

2. i am sincerely sorry if any of the above offends you in anyway XD. i seriously hope you will understand what i am trying to convey here.

3. for extra materials refer to the book " The Lipstick Proviso " by Karen Lehrman

4 pls pardon the typo errors and poor grammar cause i did not have time to check

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