Friday, January 2, 2009

been around the block

i haven been very active online lately. i am either busy struggling with the holiday home work, camping, training, partying or grounded. nevertheless many things still happened this holiday:

1. stefan is releasing his new single TOXIC and it really sound like what its title
2. jeromy is busy flirting with xin yue behind my back, totally oblivious that i was stalking their wall-to-wall conversation.
3. clare released her new album "WOMANISER" in competition with stefan's CD. we are now looking at another KAYANE WEST VERSUS 50cent battle.
4. eileen is grounded and so am i. apparently her aunt and my mum are mahjiong khakis.
5. Yi-ning-the-cheapo is currently on a shopping rampage, taking every advantage of the post christmas sales. what a shop-whore.
6. Vany aka self-proclaimed-ACJC-goddess is a bloody OGL god what is world coming to?
7. Lynette is pregnant. what more can i say......slut.
8. Zhi Xin was blown away by some whirlwind...i have no new about her.
9. i sambaed at malaysia.
10. i finally understood facebook

NYR1: cut down on watching drama

hot damn. my drama addiction is driving me crazy. i cant really study when there are new episodes of ugly betty, desperate housewives, CSI, Gossip girl, scrubs, heroes out every week. and so i must cut down on these drama in 2009. it is said that excessive drama distort the audiences' perception of reality. o.0 sounds serious.

NYR2: mug like some crazy dog

gotta study study study.

NYR3: spice up life in school

NJ school life is terribly mundane. and so i aim to change they way things are in school. starting from my class:)

NYR4: target weight of 55kg by june and 60 by november. (current weight: 49.5kg as of 2/1/09)

NYR5: reach a target height of 175 by the end of the year

NYR6: keep my social life alive

this is an emergency. by the rate homework is going to pile up, there aint gonna be time to party outside. in addition my parents are going to ground me now and then so my social life is wasting away.

NYR7: get a body so hot that i can sell it for $30 million per cell.

i aim to be drop-dead gorgeous.

NYR8: become a monk and sing sutras

this is a novelty idea i had. i am gonna be a monk and instead of chanting, i will sing sutra like a pop song. i can go sign a contract with Playmusic and employ bands such as the o-so-famous 345 or jay chan's band to play at the background while i croon to "amithaba". if christians can come up with their pop hymns i dont see why cant Buddhism. with this new idea and talent, i can not only walk over those trashy singers like stefan tan and clare siow but rub shoulders with high flying singers like Jonas Brothers and Jason Mraz. if lil wayne can release a song like " A millie" i can too, only better.

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