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my mum has been yo-ing me these few days. i mean shes like "yo son, wassup."

ever since she took up that first-aid course, she has been acting all weird. she even wanted to watch fame with me and knows that lewis hamilton's girlfriend sang JaiHo.

i think she is getting too friendly with the teenagers.

my neighbour is 20 and knocked up. yup its wan bao's daughter.

oh she was dam weird that day. she kept looking at the lift when my pops walked past her house. she did not bother to say hi but just kept looking at the lift with some worried expression. then my pops saw this lady in front of the lift who turns out to be her dear knocked up slutty daughter. my pops turned back to see wan bao's oh-shit-i-am-busted face. then we came to know from the horses mouth or in this case the whore's mouth that she dropped out of school (my guess is cause she cant fit into the lecture theatre seats). and, she married that guy whom i assumed to be some guy who has lived in the cave since 1980s and have not heard of condoms. then again that whore might have always wanted kids, and there she got one, right smack in her last year in Uni, who am i to judge

i am her neighbour so that automatically grants me the right to judge her. oh that low down trashy slut. cant she wait till shes married? but premarital sex is so prevalent nowadays so i guess it was bound to happen to somebody, why not let that somebody be my dearest neighbour so that i have something to gossip about. pregnant at such a young age.... her figure will never come back from it.

of course i am not callous. some part of me wished she hadnt been so messed up. she was after all a JC student with certain caliber. moral of the story, dont get pregnant if you are Ken Yan's neighbour.