Wednesday, December 30, 2009

turn the lights on - the emperor is back

woo hoo i am back.

long story short:

genting was horrid. we waited 3 hours to get our rooms. i hate long bus journeys 5 freakin hours. the breakfast was a race to see who can get to the buffet table 1st. the waiters dont bother clearing the tables. the shopping centre aint big. post christmas sales were not bad. got my self a head sock and a leather wallet.

went KL after that. god times square is so friggin huge. my mum and i tried to cover 6 floors selling solely clothes in less than 10 hours. failed. but got keychains for GO6. bought 3 imitation puma shorts for 30 RM total (14 plus dollars). got a tee at 15 RM (7 dollars plus). almost bought a watch. things are fucking cheap there most stuff are going for 10 RM(4 dollars plus) or 20RM. sales are often at 50% or 70%. loved the 5 star hotel:) did a dance to "Tick Tock" on the bus and dug my nose in front of the camera on the bus in front of my seat.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

I'll be comming round the mountains

k i am leaving soon in about 15min time. my family is acting as though we are going off to london. my pops think that we are migrating lol. its genting damit.

blogger is giving me problems so i wont be blogging soon.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

quote of the day 7

the heart is like a chameleon; its fidelity changes with circumstances

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

music industry masscre - the inevitable death of artists

currently queenie is on a massive scaled design to destroy the entire music industry by singing all their songs.

his voice is like a poison which seeps right into the heart of the song and destroying it from within.

this era's pop artists are being culled at an astonishing rate. amongst the ruins are the dead bodies of Lady Gaga, Beyonce, David Archuleta, Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Cristina Aguilera. very soon other singers or bands shall add on to the pile of carcass. once beautiful musicians now reduced to a lifeless footrest beneath the queenie's jimmy cho pumps.

apocalypse, the bible calls it, is inevitable, it wont be long before the entire music industry is left with the few opera songs which queenie's voice range cant reach.

from my friend betty

i am so sorry for the lack of intellectual quotes. not that i am no longer intellectual, its just that i need more things to strike me, like a bolt of lightning perhaps.

oh theres this quote from Ugly Betty that i would like to dedicate to you all. "if it werent for your clogged pores, you tiny little brains would have seeped out"

Sunday, December 13, 2009

christmas carol

2 day ago, i was forced to watch christmas carol in 3d with my brother and mum. god it was boring as fuck. i never understood why they did not change the language. everything was spoken in charles dickens cryptic language, how the hell are we suppose to understand much less the children? even before the ghosts visited him, i started counting down to the end of the movie. if not for my mother's constant nudging, i would have fallen asleep. and so to keep awake, i stuffed my face with pop corn and chanted " tickets cost $13 so i cannot sleep". 13 fricken dollars to watch that dumb show with a pair of 10kg goggles. oh yea there was this old man who reeked of mothballs next to me. he kept laughing at ever scene, i swear he must have laughed till he peed on his pants. the show aint even funny!

so from 0 to 5 stars with 0 being the worst, i rate this show 0. believe me if i can take away more stars i would.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

clare's b day

the day started with a very very long and tedious 45 minute wait for the 3 belles to register and book their driving shit. well i wont say 45 min is very long but 45 min with stefan, our red maiden, sure is long and tedious. as expected, stefan spoiled the surprise.

then we made our way to vivo where stefan and jero started making noise about waiting. i guess their just not used to it. i on the other hand had plenty of training with my mum and aleshya who both are able to try on every single piece of clothing and still leave the store empty handed. we had our picnic at the roof garden where a dissatisfied red maiden made so much noise about the food till i had to resist a great impulse to stick two potatoes into his furry nostrils.

we flew to sentosa next where we trudge through the wet sand while listening to our red maiden whined about the sprite bottle which she had to lug. fucking bitch thinks that shes a queenie fuck who cannot carry anything that weighs more than air. after some touring, we ended up at delifrance where i was accused of gluttony.

still hungry, we got cup noodles and ate them while we watch songs from the sea. what a spectacular show. the lasers, the gentle streams of water dancing about each other while fierce conflagrations erupted in the background. queenie decided that we were too bored and started his unstoppable lady gaga medley which was utterly irritating and nauseating.

there we had our whore house photoshoot with 5 people on the mat with one screaming queen and a string red starry lights. thank god jeromy punished queenie by burying his sandals and throwing his bag on the sand.

overall, a great day, no thanks to the royal bitch.

quote of the day 6

selling sex for materialistic desires is like shopping with nature's credit card

Monday, December 7, 2009

how to cover weight gain

well i might as well admit it. i have gained a little weight. little being 5 kg since before the exams.

and so to mask the weight gain as muscle mass, i shall go hit the gym.

quote of the day 5

Ameline is a disgustingly optimistic person. she practically vomits sunshine everywhere

quote of the day 4

"gravy is not a beverage"

Thursday, December 3, 2009

its the end

its the end of classroom learning.

watched 12 rounds and orphan with gang today, probably the nosiest bunch in the world. while john cena (senile) was talking jeromy was imitating the other actors speaking while stefan couldnt keep his mouth shut about cena's buns. it was worse in when we were watching orphan: jeromy kept quiet most of the time while stefan (well he didnt scream, much to my disappointment) was busy in his running commentary on how esther should have tormented the house hold, and he is more scheming than that 33 year old kid. all in all a nice evening spent though it would have been a hell lot pleasant if stefan were to stop linking every random word to a Gaga song.

the most thought provoking part was when jeromy said he didnt an A. then at the Mrt station he put himself down by saying he has many flaws and that he is not academically superb.

well i have always saw jeromy as a street smart person. he is the kind of person that can make his way home even when you dump him in some thailand jungle. i guess he doesnt see that as a plus point which is kinda sad cause i have always been jealous of people who are street smart. i consider stefan and i more book smart. i mean we can study really hard but if left stranded, we are clueless. street smart people can survive in the harshest of conditions cause they can seek success through the little cracks and tight corners. its good to be street smart jeromy, and i would never take that kind of talent lightly.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

quote of the day #3

"life is a swirling eddy of dispair; swim or sink."

Deep huh.

horror horror

the world is coming to an end. the sun shall never rise again and the moon shall tango with the stars. the tides shall rise and form pillars of water reaching to the sky. the land shall fall apart and fires shall outline the horizon.

i swear i have no idea what that is.

btw that cause i just found out that my bro is actually a facebook celebrity

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

BTW i am sick of trying to find nice blogskins so BEGONE ALL BLOGSKINS.

Quote 2

"lady gaga dances like a robotic chicken."

its $1 for each word you quote

The Guitar Hero

just dug out my guitar yesterday and decided to relearn every thing. it looked pretty good aside from random patches of fungus here and there but it totally sounded like stefan - completely out of tune. being tone deaf, i cant really tune my guitar properly so can some kind soul teach me how to tune or lend me your electric tuna (tuner wahaha you get it?) please?

i have decided to start from basic plucking then to strumming. well if i have the money, maybe i will get a proper teacher:)

O'Sage

Quote 1:
Greatest pleasure in life is when one discovers what one is most passionate about.

well to appear sophisticated and intelligent, i shall dispense quotes here and there.

call me O'Sage Wong from now on