Tuesday, December 15, 2009

music industry masscre - the inevitable death of artists

currently queenie is on a massive scaled design to destroy the entire music industry by singing all their songs.

his voice is like a poison which seeps right into the heart of the song and destroying it from within.

this era's pop artists are being culled at an astonishing rate. amongst the ruins are the dead bodies of Lady Gaga, Beyonce, David Archuleta, Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Cristina Aguilera. very soon other singers or bands shall add on to the pile of carcass. once beautiful musicians now reduced to a lifeless footrest beneath the queenie's jimmy cho pumps.

apocalypse, the bible calls it, is inevitable, it wont be long before the entire music industry is left with the few opera songs which queenie's voice range cant reach.

3 comments:

Eileen said...

this queenie, he sounds suspiciously a lot like our steffie. their names even rhyme.

Eileen again said...

oh right you were talking about steffie. you know, blogspot shld really have a delete comment button :$

but what triggered this post, did he sing into your ears on the phone? isn't he in china?! in his dynastic tulou or something.

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