ok theres this slut in this certain school... i shall not name who or her fan club might come after me with parangs and fruit knives. lets just call her slutty bitchy whore (SBW) for convenience. (side note: apparently, we are not to type offensive stuff on out blogs or we will be held responsible so here i am risking my life as a aspiring tabloid journalist).
anyway as i was saying, i dont like SBW cause i dont like her face ( cause it says "you can slap me anytime) thats all actually but apparently, others have more to say about her. back to the point, a few months ago, i saw her dancing and omg she was so hot, i could swear i was sweating in my pants. truthfully it sux ( not that i am saying that i can dance better than her) cause she practically have to move every single cell on her body (that is probably her definition of dance). if you have ever heard of the phrase "throw yourself off the stage"(means enjoy yourself on stage), she would have been the perfect illustration of the literal meaning. she was shaking her booties at the guys down the stage actually. and apparently my sources corroborate that she think that she can dance better than this other dancer (real dancer). till now, i get shivers when i think of that strip-club-like scene.
and also from what i heard, she LOVES to share drinks with other guys, and in fact SHE FEEDS THEM HER DRINKS. she does that not only to one but MANY MANY MANY GUYS. shes like a cow (its really dirty so if u dun get it, its okay)
oh and then at the AC FUN O RAMMA she was flirting with this guy who was my acquaintance and who she doesnt NOE AT ALL omg. she tagged along with him for the whole day argh. poor guy.
today i saw SBW flirting with this guy for whole of break (20mins)and of all places, beside 3 bins.
SBW slut counter.... 99/100 (100/100 belongs to vany leong)
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