on Monday this week, i went to Stefan's condo to swim and i realized in my current state, i will die when i sprint 2 laps at a go. i has been months since i last saw stef and omfg his complexion is fabulous! the spots that used to be occupied by Mr acne is now replaced by Ms humps. puffy red patches shaped like leeches took hostage on his cheeks, tantamount to the geographical map of the Himalayas. apparently they used to spew pus when ever they feel like it weeks ago.
anyway back to the main issue here, stefan COMMENTED THAT I PLUNGE LIKE A CHICKEN!!!
that really infuriated me and so to stefan: I hereby challenge you to SWIMMING SUIT BEAUTY CONTEST where the almighty lord be our judge and Micheal Phelps be our standard.
the criteria are as followed:
1. figure
2. facial appearance
3. butt shape
4. tan
5. legs (inclusive of leg hair)
6. back acne
5. intellect (there will be a sudden death quiz at the end)
here are the rules of the contest.
1. for every criterion, marks will be given out of 100 where 100 is micheal phelps' standard.
2. no cosmetic products are allowed
3. no bribery is allowed
4. drugs/surgery to enhance beauty is not tolerated
6. losers are to be the winner's bitch for the week
i am so gonna bust your ass stefan.
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