the curious case of the man-woman who refused to wear a bikini

anyway heres the tidbit.

last friday i did my time trial for 1.5km swim and it was crappy but anyway when i stopped, i was all groggy and tired. i glanced at the stairs by the pool and saw someone sitting on the steps, kicking water. then, i noticed that certain someone's long hair and what that appeared to be brown papayas. those are some saggy man boobs, i thought so i turned away to talk to some one else.

then i noticed the life guard approaching that person and they were engaged in some sort of argument. well my nosy side compelled me to find out what happened and that was what i did. so i acted as though my eye was irritated by the water and so i lifted my fogy goggles and pretened to rub one eye while my other eye stared at the 2 people in, literally, wide eyed horror. i saw a woman (i assumed at that time) topless and in only a pair of denim skirt sitting at the stairs.

heres my little conversation between my mind and my eyes:

eye: oh my can you believe it those were boobs. can they get so saggy?

mind: stop looking damit dont embarrass her

eye: god they look as though they were searching for coins on the floor

mind: stop looking!!! i think she knows that we are looking

eye: god shes so fat. why is she still going topless

mind: i guess she is some foreigner confused with the rules in singapore. stop looking damit *slaps eye*

eye: wait la. oh can you see that, i didnt know boobs can point in such awkward directions.

mind: oh ya. they look like some sign post at a cross road. oi stop rubbing the other eye la. its gonna get red. rub the other one

*hand rubs the other eye

*the other* eye: wah boobs leh

mind: ei stop looking ar

*the other* eye: cannot meh. never see before what

*mind and eye engages in a fight*

anyway the above took place in a couple of second during which i STARED at her.

i looked away soon enough and continued to swim. on my returning lap, the other swimmers were STARING at her.

and so i came to realise that she was a male-turned-female tranny just like my friend stefan.

shes really weird. she wants to be a women yet refuses to wear a bra like wtf??!!