not going to school causes me to lose my humour.
well this was what happened today.
woke up in the morning (feeling like p diddy...) to pangseh eileen and yi ning.
went back to sleep.
woke up again to eat my daily fruit bowl which i hate like fuck. every mouthful makes me wanna shoot vomit.
played red alert.
went for buffet.
there was this aunty with a shaved head and a spiked fringe. i call her army auntie and laughed at it for the whole of dinner. i had to resist the urge to rub my palm and face against her shaved head.
then there was this other couple at the lobster table. so like a typical singaporean, when the lobster was refilled, she and her husband piled like 6 or seven lobsters on their plates. i was right behind her, reaching for a plate when i saw that she took all the fucking lobsters. so i graciously put the plate down and walked away begrudgingly. actually i wanted to stab her eyes with the Alaskan Crab legs and take her lobsters. oh yea and smash the plate i was holding on to on her jello face. she has so many folds on her neck that i thought she was wearing a fur scarf. eat la eat la, i hope ure arteries harden before you can leave the lobster table.
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