Wednesday, February 3, 2010

the new world

tomorrow is enlistment day woohooo. jeromy is deeply pesimistic about it but i am disgustingly optimistic about it, yea i know its weird cause i am rarely positive about things.

i think the thing i would miss most is swimming, and my MP3.

ok i just got rid of my brother by threatening to flick nose shit at him. boy am i the brother of the year.

i have yet decided the name of my gun. it will probably be veronica or rose. just wanna name it after a flower. maybe i will call it lily. nah lily is such a cheena name, sorry to all those named lily. hmm what about lilian, or juile. ok i shall take my time.

my family is worried, all for different reasons. my mum is afraid that i might end up drawing flowers on my face with camoflage, anyway i told her who would want to shoot a pretty flower, and looks like she bought it. my father is afraid that i might lead singing cheers after remarking about my love of singing in the showers and in the room. i told him i cant do those "everywhere we go, ppl want to know...." songs, its beneath me, but i will be very willing to do any michael jackson or kelly clarkson or lady gaga songs. i can do colby o donis or the fray. my brother is afarid that i might snore. actually i do snore but what can you do about it? suck it up pansies. i am afraid of visiting my relatives without any hair on my head. maybe i will get a toupee or a paper bag.

ok i gotta sleep already.

they say the gun is your wife. maybe i will name it Aleshya.

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