went to cryst jade today to blow my money coz i gt just too much to spare(sarcastic statement mind u).
get to know more abt gab, our dear chair, lynette, the pampered gal who doesnt know how to take a bus home, lauren, the cryst jade queen, and kianyong, the slut who has 3 GFs in the past.
but really the food is nice. wats more.... the chili is nice lol tts all i guess. kianyong challenged us to guess him gf's name starting with RI_ _ _ _ _ frm scgs. i bet he is gloating some where faraway now but yea shit u kianyong i dun think her nam really starts with tt.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
back to school
ooo i am getting back to school jitters wahhahahaha
can u imagine 8 days away frm sch? its like the march holidays.
alright the main point of this post is to announce i am crashing RJ tmr.
yay i really wanna see hows rj like now since its been 2 years since my last visit.
i will get to see stef( err, yn (hurray), and yn's a fabled friends like lisa, yile, kw, yitao, aloy, gabriel, nitty.
i heard tt they are nice ppl. at least some are.
oh yea there are still many others i wanna see.... like my primary school friends i am so very excited.
how i wish rj wld accept me. PLEASE rj please hear my plea, open your doors to me. i dun care if u close ur doors to stefan tan ying xian but OPEN WHEN I COME CLOSE. i am the perfect pupil and i swear that i will study hard and not steal other ppl's notes. i also promise no not look at other gals but my notes and tutorials. if stefan come close i will befriend him. i will be nice to him. i promise i will not shun him away(provided he doesnt do anything weird). also i promise to be kind and caring to all the rafflesian i meet. i will bow to say good morning and shake hands or even rub noses. but please dont expect me to French kiss them or smth obscene. coz i must keep myself chaste until a certain some one from some where far away comes..... lol....oh yea abt tt....
i dreamt that i had a daughter adn a elder son. both one yr apart. the son was called Vance and the the daughter was called Valencia (dun ask me why the irony). ahh i so love kids now. now i think of my prospective son and daughters before i sleep. i wonder how long wld it be till i meet them. aww i love them.
can u imagine 8 days away frm sch? its like the march holidays.
alright the main point of this post is to announce i am crashing RJ tmr.
yay i really wanna see hows rj like now since its been 2 years since my last visit.
i will get to see stef( err, yn (hurray), and yn's a fabled friends like lisa, yile, kw, yitao, aloy, gabriel, nitty.
i heard tt they are nice ppl. at least some are.
oh yea there are still many others i wanna see.... like my primary school friends i am so very excited.
how i wish rj wld accept me. PLEASE rj please hear my plea, open your doors to me. i dun care if u close ur doors to stefan tan ying xian but OPEN WHEN I COME CLOSE. i am the perfect pupil and i swear that i will study hard and not steal other ppl's notes. i also promise no not look at other gals but my notes and tutorials. if stefan come close i will befriend him. i will be nice to him. i promise i will not shun him away(provided he doesnt do anything weird). also i promise to be kind and caring to all the rafflesian i meet. i will bow to say good morning and shake hands or even rub noses. but please dont expect me to French kiss them or smth obscene. coz i must keep myself chaste until a certain some one from some where far away comes..... lol....oh yea abt tt....
i dreamt that i had a daughter adn a elder son. both one yr apart. the son was called Vance and the the daughter was called Valencia (dun ask me why the irony). ahh i so love kids now. now i think of my prospective son and daughters before i sleep. i wonder how long wld it be till i meet them. aww i love them.
Monday, January 28, 2008
sometimes its better to be told that i have a terminal illness
6 visits to the doctor and i am finally referred to the singapore general hospital's accident and emergancy department.
i was outraged when i was told that i have high eye pressure. the doctor mentioned in such a serious tone that for a moment, i thought that my eye will burst one day and stain the hospital bed with my slimy vitreous humor.
yep and also i thought that i must be something big to be sent to the A&E department instead of the general practitioner department. when i reach the hospital i expected be forced on the hospital bed and carted off in a hurried fashion to the closest operation theatre to have my eye pierced to release the high pressure in my eye. i was even expecting be detained at the hospital for like dunno how many months and have friends and family visit me and sob by the side of my bed. i was even thinking of writing my will and last words to my loved ones.
but then CHEY. after like waiting for 3 hours, i was diagnosed with a serious case of conjuctivitis that it blurred my vision. and to congratulate me on getting even more sick given a 5 day mc. 5 + 5 days make 10 days of mcs back to back.
i am the king man to be able to be given 10 days of MCs.
i wished that they would stop scaring me all the time by diagnosing me with different illness. first sore throat, then fever, flu, cough, suspected diabetes, eye infection finally conjunctivitis.
the prospect of death is so vivid at the A&E department. You see people with bleeding hands, old people so weak that they slump over on the wheel chairs, old ladies carted off on hospital beds, people walking around with their salt fluid bag hanger. its so scary that u my think that u might die this very point.
sometimes its better to be told that i had a terminal illness and be admitted to the hospital than to go visit the doctors 6 times and to be told that i had a different illness each time.
i was outraged when i was told that i have high eye pressure. the doctor mentioned in such a serious tone that for a moment, i thought that my eye will burst one day and stain the hospital bed with my slimy vitreous humor.
yep and also i thought that i must be something big to be sent to the A&E department instead of the general practitioner department. when i reach the hospital i expected be forced on the hospital bed and carted off in a hurried fashion to the closest operation theatre to have my eye pierced to release the high pressure in my eye. i was even expecting be detained at the hospital for like dunno how many months and have friends and family visit me and sob by the side of my bed. i was even thinking of writing my will and last words to my loved ones.
but then CHEY. after like waiting for 3 hours, i was diagnosed with a serious case of conjuctivitis that it blurred my vision. and to congratulate me on getting even more sick given a 5 day mc. 5 + 5 days make 10 days of mcs back to back.
i am the king man to be able to be given 10 days of MCs.
i wished that they would stop scaring me all the time by diagnosing me with different illness. first sore throat, then fever, flu, cough, suspected diabetes, eye infection finally conjunctivitis.
the prospect of death is so vivid at the A&E department. You see people with bleeding hands, old people so weak that they slump over on the wheel chairs, old ladies carted off on hospital beds, people walking around with their salt fluid bag hanger. its so scary that u my think that u might die this very point.
sometimes its better to be told that i had a terminal illness and be admitted to the hospital than to go visit the doctors 6 times and to be told that i had a different illness each time.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
my pre-u scholarship self-praise essay
my opening statement:
i am so damn good-looking. i have traffic stopping good looks. in my opinion this is what you need to have to get a scholarship. also i am a horny slut that gets hit my the sex wave every other day.
i so love my opening statements. it introduces my everything to the reader in 3 sentences.
i was so horny yesterday night till it disturbed my friends like yining , eileen, li rui, wei da, vj guy and kok weng (rj guy). some times i wonder if i am the only person to be hit by this horny wave. *citation frm lirui: people probably get horny and wank it off. hmm i realised i am too public when it comes to horniness. normal people hide it coz they are shy abt it but i am not. when i am horny i like to go public. i like to feel loose. i like let go of all restrains. yeah tts what i am, horny.
anyway here are ways to cure horniness:
1. do pumpings(by lirui)
this new and authentic method is said to tire one out till one goes to sleep, apparently hoping that horniness will disappear when you wake up. ps do this only when u are a heavy sleeper.
2. bite your testis off (by me)
cruel and painful. the method targets directly at the root of the problem of high sexual libidos- the gonads. by removing the gonads testosterones levels would plunge significantly thus resulting in lowered horniness. ps: this method is only for people who dont want to have sex anymore and definately not for the faint hearted. also this method may be excuted with the help of a close friend who is willing to taste ur balls. it is prefered that no anesthetics are to be used since biting provides more pleasure.
3. wank it off
this is perhaps the most traditonal method that requires no help nor any insturments (unless you have bondage fetishes)it is proven to to very helpful in lowering libidos but its a short term solution. ps: doing things by ur self may be boring.
4. sex lor
sex the the preferred alternative since its the most pleasing method. if is often said two heads is better than one and i am sure this adage is as effective if the word "heads" is to be replaced with "privates". in any case the more the better
i am so damn good-looking. i have traffic stopping good looks. in my opinion this is what you need to have to get a scholarship. also i am a horny slut that gets hit my the sex wave every other day.
i so love my opening statements. it introduces my everything to the reader in 3 sentences.
i was so horny yesterday night till it disturbed my friends like yining , eileen, li rui, wei da, vj guy and kok weng (rj guy). some times i wonder if i am the only person to be hit by this horny wave. *citation frm lirui: people probably get horny and wank it off. hmm i realised i am too public when it comes to horniness. normal people hide it coz they are shy abt it but i am not. when i am horny i like to go public. i like to feel loose. i like let go of all restrains. yeah tts what i am, horny.
anyway here are ways to cure horniness:
1. do pumpings(by lirui)
this new and authentic method is said to tire one out till one goes to sleep, apparently hoping that horniness will disappear when you wake up. ps do this only when u are a heavy sleeper.
2. bite your testis off (by me)
cruel and painful. the method targets directly at the root of the problem of high sexual libidos- the gonads. by removing the gonads testosterones levels would plunge significantly thus resulting in lowered horniness. ps: this method is only for people who dont want to have sex anymore and definately not for the faint hearted. also this method may be excuted with the help of a close friend who is willing to taste ur balls. it is prefered that no anesthetics are to be used since biting provides more pleasure.
3. wank it off
this is perhaps the most traditonal method that requires no help nor any insturments (unless you have bondage fetishes)it is proven to to very helpful in lowering libidos but its a short term solution. ps: doing things by ur self may be boring.
4. sex lor
sex the the preferred alternative since its the most pleasing method. if is often said two heads is better than one and i am sure this adage is as effective if the word "heads" is to be replaced with "privates". in any case the more the better
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
sanity begone
shit i am feeling very uncomfortable now. after like 4 days of doing nothing but surf the net and sleeping i am really losing my sanity.....this is no joke.
i dunno why i am feeling very hyperactive today. as though i have to do something to stop this weird feeling that i am getting. its so nauseating.i really feel like puking my big-breakfast out right this moment but then i see flashes of weird images in my mind: i see stefan, i see the nan hua girl, i see rape, i see death argh.... fuck i am losing it.... i am hallucinating but i cant stop this feeling. i feel like clawing at my throat. there is no one to talk to there is no way i can settle this weird gush of energy. think its the coffee i had from mac but i cannot rest my case..... help..... i cant stop fidgeting.......
i dunno why i am feeling very hyperactive today. as though i have to do something to stop this weird feeling that i am getting. its so nauseating.i really feel like puking my big-breakfast out right this moment but then i see flashes of weird images in my mind: i see stefan, i see the nan hua girl, i see rape, i see death argh.... fuck i am losing it.... i am hallucinating but i cant stop this feeling. i feel like clawing at my throat. there is no one to talk to there is no way i can settle this weird gush of energy. think its the coffee i had from mac but i cannot rest my case..... help..... i cant stop fidgeting.......
Thursday, January 24, 2008
ei wait he is still missing in action
for those who have been quietly wishing and hoping....counting your lucky stars or whatever..... I AM NOT DEAD YET.
much to your dismay i was only attacked by an unnamed disease. AND to award my hours for hard work and persistence while fighting the disease, i was AWARDED with a 5-day MC. WOA how cool hor....
but i must tell you IT SUCKS.
i hate falling sick coz its hard to lead a normal life like others i (nt that i really have fake legs or smth) but its just that i have to get exempted from certain activities eg. soccer ( i allegedly have allergy to grass- what a load of crap). any way i am just FUCKING pissed by my stupid body.
alright sickness aside TODAY IS COLLECT-YOUR-O-LEVEL-RESULTS-DAY.
yeah damn pissed that i din get an A1 for english Amaths and Chem but then again i am nt that clever anyway. i have learnt to be satisfied with my o level result (8-4 pts) but the base line is that i cant GO RJ what the fuck... NOW I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO!!! i cannot go rj nor HC and i dun wanna go NJ so where do i go..........lala land la. alright nt funny.
read the papers and they said that our year did nt do as well as the previous... like hell i care.
missed going out with GO6 coz my my beautiful eyes that requires queen-like treatment.
i hope my eye gets cure by tmr coz they are going out again.... miss them oh yea i miss sonjia too pss dun say out ar
much to your dismay i was only attacked by an unnamed disease. AND to award my hours for hard work and persistence while fighting the disease, i was AWARDED with a 5-day MC. WOA how cool hor....
but i must tell you IT SUCKS.
i hate falling sick coz its hard to lead a normal life like others i (nt that i really have fake legs or smth) but its just that i have to get exempted from certain activities eg. soccer ( i allegedly have allergy to grass- what a load of crap). any way i am just FUCKING pissed by my stupid body.
alright sickness aside TODAY IS COLLECT-YOUR-O-LEVEL-RESULTS-DAY.
yeah damn pissed that i din get an A1 for english Amaths and Chem but then again i am nt that clever anyway. i have learnt to be satisfied with my o level result (8-4 pts) but the base line is that i cant GO RJ what the fuck... NOW I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO!!! i cannot go rj nor HC and i dun wanna go NJ so where do i go..........lala land la. alright nt funny.
read the papers and they said that our year did nt do as well as the previous... like hell i care.
missed going out with GO6 coz my my beautiful eyes that requires queen-like treatment.
i hope my eye gets cure by tmr coz they are going out again.... miss them oh yea i miss sonjia too pss dun say out ar
Monday, January 21, 2008
guess what......
i am sick again. i have fucken up my whole immune system so now i am so damn sick.
we had our proper lectures and tuts today. and i almost slept during bio lecture. acjc is like a labyrinth. i just cant find my way ard her.
anyway i have nth nice to blog abt. my ife is such a board game (bored game geddit?)
we had our proper lectures and tuts today. and i almost slept during bio lecture. acjc is like a labyrinth. i just cant find my way ard her.
anyway i have nth nice to blog abt. my ife is such a board game (bored game geddit?)
Monday, January 14, 2008
New Year Resolutions
the only good thing about being sick is that i allows one to spend lots of time to think, reflect and change.and so, sickly me decided to spend this time to come up with my NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (NYR) after much procrastination.
NYR1: be more active in my JC life
i was a true-blue mugger who does not eat during recess for the sake of studying nad the betterment of my future. well this is about to change this year. of course i don't expect myself to do a 180 degree change in attitude towards studies but a 90 degree would be optimum.
NYR2: become knowledgeable
despite studying like most of my pathetic secondary life, i still fall into the category of THE HIMBOS. i have no sense of direction, practicality nor any common sense for all matters. when i stand next to Jeromy, i feel as though i am under the tree of knowledge. i strive to emulate his ways.
NYR3: be more cultured
yeah i admit i dig my nose indiscriminately in public, fart and lying that i was not me (gasp!), scratch my ass crack when no one is looking, dig my nails at dinner, lift my legs up during meals(is there any english term for qiao jiao?). yeah gasp for all i care. i am not as graceful as i paint my self to be.
NYR4: target weight of 55kg by june and 60 by november.
(self explanatory)
NYR5: reach a target height of 175 by the end of the year.
oh shit i have not grown any taller since secondary 3. sometimes i like to tell myself that it is now more fashionable to be short.
NYR6: try to get together with GO6 as often as possible.
i realised i will neglect my old friends when i am not around them often enough. To prevent that from happening, i aim to spend as much time as possible with GO6. at the end of the year, i hope thta they will be as important to me as they were last year.
NYR1: be more active in my JC life
i was a true-blue mugger who does not eat during recess for the sake of studying nad the betterment of my future. well this is about to change this year. of course i don't expect myself to do a 180 degree change in attitude towards studies but a 90 degree would be optimum.
NYR2: become knowledgeable
despite studying like most of my pathetic secondary life, i still fall into the category of THE HIMBOS. i have no sense of direction, practicality nor any common sense for all matters. when i stand next to Jeromy, i feel as though i am under the tree of knowledge. i strive to emulate his ways.
NYR3: be more cultured
yeah i admit i dig my nose indiscriminately in public, fart and lying that i was not me (gasp!), scratch my ass crack when no one is looking, dig my nails at dinner, lift my legs up during meals(is there any english term for qiao jiao?). yeah gasp for all i care. i am not as graceful as i paint my self to be.
NYR4: target weight of 55kg by june and 60 by november.
(self explanatory)
NYR5: reach a target height of 175 by the end of the year.
oh shit i have not grown any taller since secondary 3. sometimes i like to tell myself that it is now more fashionable to be short.
NYR6: try to get together with GO6 as often as possible.
i realised i will neglect my old friends when i am not around them often enough. To prevent that from happening, i aim to spend as much time as possible with GO6. at the end of the year, i hope thta they will be as important to me as they were last year.
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