Saturday, May 23, 2009

a hanger, bunch of insects, a hot butt and 2 sets of very very sick minds

this was how i remembered it.

soggy and i were tired and bored. and insect (Jamie) flew in. soggy killed it. i found another insect (victor) running around on the floor. curious to see what would victor would do when he sees jamie lying dead in front of it, we dropped jamie in this path. as victor approached, i was waiting to watch a necrophillic insect porn but nah victor was too much of a pussy to shag already dead jamie. in fact victor avoided jamie just as i flee from a cockroach. i guess theres a section in the insect penal code that says :

sex with another sex-legged creepy crawly(crawlies) is ground for de-wingment.


anyway we found many other insects and so we decided to use this random hanger to torture them : the hanger was lifted up and down at high frequency, replicating an automatic execution scaffold, in the path of the puny creatures.

most died of course. the most amusing case is this fly's abdomen was partially flattened. but it continued to flee from the death-o-hanger, with its innards spilling out.

some were smart enough to notice that the hanger wasnt entirely straight and escaped through the gaps. others flapped their wings and saved their asses. nevertheless the hanger caught up with them and ...

there was one insect that was really long, like 3 underscores(___) long. well the longer they are the easier to kill.

then there was a daddy-long-legs spider who ran frantically, even as it lost its legs one by one.

after the brief genocide, i was crouching on the bed trying to sleep. then soggy started to rape my hot butt with the execution tool.

now, i feel like shitting all the time.

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