Swimming Nationals

this years swimming nationals was far more exciting than last year's well mainly cause of THE FAT GUY (TFG)

well anyway this was how it all went:

my coach told me that TFG was some muscular dude who was the lead swimmer in their team so i kinda was scared of him. TFG was swimming in the lane next to me by the way.

and so during reporting, to my horror, TFG is some ginormous can of ghee but dont be deceived by his oily and cuddly out look, cause he is kinda like a whale in the pool. i seriously wonder if fats and swimming are related in any way. he was swimming faster than me for the 1st 6 laps cause i was half freaking out due to the fact that there were 4 water polo swimmers in my heat. so for the rest of the 24 laps i told myself "better pawn that fat ass and show him that swimming is a skinny-person sport. well anyway at my 27th lap i was close to that swine then, the officials drop the line. well you see after a certain time limit, the officials would have drop the line in the pool well life sucks. din catch up with that swine finally bleh.

officially hate fat people now.